Maury is the author of Shopping Bagged and Oliver's AI Generated Silly Picture Book, a contributor to comedy websites including The Broadway Beat, End of the Bench, The Spoof, Glossy News, Points in Case, Robot Butt, and Little Old Lady Comedy, and had a riff used in an episode of Mystery Science Theatre 3000. Maury is also a drummer, and lives in Birmingham, Alabama with his excellent family.
My first grade teacher was Mrs. Password.
You are not you’re mistakes.
Non sequitur? I hardly know her.
My uncle always said, “Don’t be the hero.” So I didn’t pull the fire alarm.
If you’ve ever used the word “heretofore” in conversation, you’ve purchased something from a haberdashery.
Prison is just the most advanced level of escape room.
Want to write haiku
Don’t have any ideas
Try again later