The Hippocratic Oath for Preschoolers Playing Doctor
I will always remember my purpose as a pretend physician: to treat the sick. I must also remind the patient of this by whispering into their mouth, “You’re sick.”
Comedy Writing
May This Lego Tower Stand Forever as a Shrine to All Lego Persons Who Died Building It
Surely this monstrosity holds some meaning that is beyond our minuscule Lego brains.