Links from Instagram Posts

Jan 8

Diary of Nelson Perry, Swing Voter

• by Michael Maiello

Jan 8

Wait, Michael Bloomberg Is Now “Mike” Bloomberg?

• by Josh Wann

Jan 8

An Oprah Gif for Every Occasion

• by Shannon McGarvey

Jan 7

I Got into CrossFit but I Already Told Everyone I Know—Should I Quit?

• by Mac Faber

Jan 7

Taylor Swift, Zachary Taylor, Jonathan Swift, or Jonathan Taylor-Thomas?

• by Kristopher Michael Wood

Jan 7

An Interview with World War III

• by Clint Lohse

Jan 6

How to Photoshop Yourself Dummy Thicc with Bob Ross

• by Ray Beer

Jan 6

If We Talked to Entrepreneurs the Way We Talk to Artists

• by Erica Lies

Jan 6

Cancelling Teddy Roosevelt’s Elementary School Gym Class

• by Anthony DeThomas

Jan 5

I’m the Tennis Ball Attached to an Old Man’s Walker

• by Josh Lorenzo

Jan 5

It’s Hard Being a Barbarian Hero in Downtown Manhattan

• by Kevin Jiang

Jan 4

Just Thought We Should Catch Up! And Maybe See if You’re Satisfied with Your Current Financial Advisor

• by Jordan Call

Jan 4

The Simple and Effective No Cookies or Wine Diet

• by Charlotte Wilson

Jan 3

Do You Have the Cognitive Fortitude to Be a Cashier at Crazy Dave’s Wieners?

• by Gracie Kairis

Jan 3

How to Yell at Fox News Coverage of the 2020 Democratic Candidates Without Upsetting Your Republican Relatives

• by Elizabeth Stamp

Jan 3

6 Worst Places for Your Wife to Remind You She Is Leaving to Be in a Polyamorous Relationship with the Pep Boys

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 2

I’m Your Winter Cough and I’m Tired of Playing Second Fiddle to That Asshat Sneeze

• by Heather Osterman-Davis

Jan 2

Online Job Application Tips for Zoomers, from a Boomer Ally

• by Ashley Chen

Jan 2

I Am a Character in a Dystopian Novel, and I Think Your World Kind of Sucks

• by Scotty Goldberg

Jan 1

An Appeal to the Committee’s Ruling That Candy Is Not a Breakfast Food

• by Shannon Curtin

Jan 1

I’m a Crosley Record Player

• by Kylie Vincent

Dec 31

Our Beethoven Rebrand Journey: The Making of a Superstar Grump

• by S.A. Swanson

Dec 31

Do You Want to Marry Him or Do You Just Want His Mother to Ruin the Next 25 Years of Your Life?

• by Rebecca Anderson

Dec 31

Please Hire Me to Be Your Gatsby Party’s Nick Carraway

• by Sara Costello

Dec 30

Five Best End-Of-Year Listicles to Distract from Your Deepening Existential Crisis

• by Benjamin Alpert

Dec 30

Where Are They Now: Characters from Alanis Morissette’s “Ironic”

• by Steven Demmler and Kelly Noonan

Dec 30

Democratic Politicians Narrate “Moby Dick”

• by Noel Spangler

Dec 29

Royalty-Free Podcasts So You Don’t Have to Hear Another Quip Ad

• by Alyssa Moore

Dec 29

An Ode to the Lost Week

• by Peter Moran

Dec 28

Five Questions I Have for the Dude Grinning at the Gym

• by J.R. Night

Dec 28

Mindfulness Tips for Evil Telepathic Mutants

• by Mark Peters

Dec 28

Our Skincare Products Are Vegan, Sulfate-Free, and 100% Not a Front for My Uncle’s Arms Trafficking Ring

• by Catherine Davis