“It’s not supposed to be funny,” I replied. “It’s a command.” Chad appeared confused.
Q: Do members have to kill to show how committed they are? A: Our initiation ritual is to show everyone in the gang your Internet search history.
To be fair, at least you know your “vote” counts as much as everyone else’s, whereas in our system---Wait, the electoral what?!
"Karma Chameleon": A gay man falls in love with a faithless reptile who comes and goes, comes and goes.
ka-ha-ka-ha kuk-kuk-KUK | Translation: I’ve got nothing against European starlings. They should just go back where they belong.