Links from Instagram Posts

Dec 27

“Today I Am a Woman” by Brittany Katz, Capo De Tutti Capi of the Larchmont Middle School District

• by Matthew Leader

Dec 26

From the Spider on Your Dashboard, with Love

• by Darren Incorvaia

Dec 26

My Family Calls Him “Old-Fashioned,” But I Just Call My Uncle “Racist”

• by Nick DiMaso

Dec 25

How a Work Trip to the Hallmark Christmas Universe Royally Fucked My Marriage

• by Fredrick Gold

Dec 25

What to Do if the Little Drummer Boy Shows Up at Your Local Maternity Ward

• by Kelsey Harper

Dec 24

Santa Claus Is Coming to Town⁠– Oh God, Hide the Cookies! He’s Here!

• by Johnathan Brugal

Dec 24

Are These Family Gifts Third-Party Seller Garbage, or Legit Holiday Treasure?

• by Keri Kelly

Dec 24

A Practical Guide to Determining Who Drew Your Name for Secret Santa

• by Justin Pawlaczyk

Dec 23

Should I Dump Him or Stay Because He’s Such a Great Gift Giver?

• by Marlee Robinson

Dec 23

Why My Girlfriend Should Consider Buying Chocolate Advent Calendars Again

• by Jackson Chow

Dec 23

The First Baptist Church Christmas Eve Service 2019, Presented by Verizon Wireless

• by Hunter Gardner

Dec 22

How the Grinch Almost Stole the Christmas Shopping Season

• by Benjamin Alpert

Dec 22

What to Get the Person Who Has Everything

• by Leah Douglass

Dec 21

Christmas Brag Letter from Your Dickhead Neighbors, The Millers

• by Janet Eve Josselyn

Dec 21

The Grinch Shouldn’t Be Prosecuted in the Court of Public Opinion

• by Johnathan Appel and Sarah Garfinkel

Dec 21

I Demand You Take My Son off the Naughty List, Santa!

• by Rachel Van Nes

Dec 20

Santa, Please Turn All My Useless Christmas Presents into Gift Cards without My Loved Ones Noticing

• by Maria Vicini

Dec 20

How to Cope When a Loved One Reveals They’re a Red Hot Chili Peppers Fan

• by Rachel Siemens

Dec 19

I Caught My Husband Crying While Cutting Onions. That’s Why I’m Leaving Him

• by Adam Narimatsu

Dec 19

Old-Fashioned Ways to Meet Someone, for the Modern Day

• by Sarah White

Dec 19

Does This Crippling Existential Dread Make Me Look Fat?

• by David Olson

Dec 18

5 Episodes of “DuckTales” Where Winter’s First Snowfall Coincided with Uncle Scrooge Explaining to His Grandnephews That Because They Were Not Human, God Would Not Welcome Them into the Kingdom of Heaven When They Died

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Dec 18

Guidelines for Hot, White Male Protagonists in Made-For-TV Holiday Movies

• by Samson Madella

Dec 18

The Church Announces Changes to Try and Get Young People to Attend Mass

• by Declan Cross

Dec 17

Mindfulness Tips for Surviving Your Friend’s Harry Potter-Themed Improv Set

• by Colin Wentworth

Dec 17

Things I’ve Said During Anal Sex That Are Also Comments I’ve Received on My Workshop Submission

• by Dan Ryan

Dec 17

Dear Families That Share Holiday Letters

• by Casey Dexter

Dec 16

Seven Mishaps at Whole Foods That, Looking Back, Were Only Partially My Fault

• by Nikki Campo

Dec 16

Passive-Aggressive Co-Worker or Your Domestic Shorthair?

• by Rosalind Moran

Dec 16

This Year’s Agency Holiday Party Theme: Transparency!

• by Chris Brotzman

Dec 15

Your Holiday Guide to Not Supporting Local Artists

• by Sarah Franco

Dec 15

I Got Dumped for Having No Personality Even Though She Hadn’t Read All My T-Shirts

• by Mike Range