Does This Crippling Existential Dread Make Me Look Fat?
This thing we call "life" is really just a painfully drawn out, cosmic joke. And I can’t tell if that’s what’s causing the bulge around my waistline.
David Olson is a writer of things and stuff. He spent years and years at The Second City in Chicago before moving to Los Angeles to fail as a screenwriter. Now he lives in the woods of North Carolina and writes comedy bits for the interwebs. Also, not a big fan of the president.
This thing we call "life" is really just a painfully drawn out, cosmic joke. And I can’t tell if that’s what’s causing the bulge around my waistline.
Some of these are horses that made the turns and came out on top. Some are turns of phrase associated with a horse still in the running.