Links from Instagram Posts

Dec 2

Literal Evergreen Humor for Literal Evergreens

• by Rachel McKenny

Dec 2

How to Use the Internet, For Boomers

• by JP LeRoux

Dec 1

Quotes from Arthur Miller’s “Death of an Influencer”

• by Geoffrey Line

Dec 1

Jordan vs. Gretzky: Who’s Better?

• by Alex Starbuck

Nov 30

The Six Types of Belly Button

• by Michael Sanky

Nov 30

My Dad Is a “Black Mirror” Episode

• by Hrannar Björnsson

Nov 29

Instructions for if I Ever Travel through Time for Some Reason

• by Christopher MacDonald

Nov 29

Other Movies Based on Hyper-Literal Interpretations of ’80s Pop Songs

• by Scotty Goldberg

Nov 28

After Watching These Debates, Am I the Only One Who Doesn’t Really Care Who Takes the Ring to Mordor?

• by Carlos Greaves

Nov 28

Obituaries for a Thanksgiving Turkey

• by Rachel Siemens and Phillip Siemens

Nov 27

Let’s Boycott Thanksgiving! This Has Nothing to Do with Me Being a Turkey, By the Way

• by Fredrick Martyn

Nov 27

Good Housekeeping Tips for Throwing a Cozy, Old-Fashioned Thanksgiving Rager

• by Gracie Kairis

Nov 26

How to Enjoy Jazz

• by Shane Stead

Nov 25

Open Letter from the Fake Socially Conscious Advertiser

• by Peter Moran

Nov 25

Marriage, as Explained by an Alien

• by Carolina Brettler

Nov 24

I Took Penn & Teller’s Master Class on Magic and Now I’m on Death Row

• by Tod Brubaker

Nov 23

Craigslist Missed Connection: That Movie I Wanted to Watch on Netflix Three Nights Ago

• by Hayley Noble

Nov 22

5 Times My Father Was Strapped for Cash So We Had to Pay Our Rent by Complimenting Our Landlord’s Horrendous Calf Tattoos

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Nov 22

Prosaic Texts from My Single Dad

• by Hilary Hyatt

Nov 22

When Life Gives You Lemons, Make Lemon-Ale with Thor

• by Rowdy Geirsson

Nov 21

Five Netflix Series That Falsely Accuse Me of Taking a Bath with the Chimps at the Zoo

• by Darren Springer

Nov 21

Slogans from the MTA’s Expanded “See Something, Say Something” Campaign

• by Lizzie Logan

Nov 21

God Submits a Query Letter for His First Draft of the Bible to the Goodman & Forsythe Literary Agency in New York

• by Mike Calahan

Nov 20

Soldiers, I’m Here to Tell You Aliens Exist and They’re Mean as Hell

• by Libby Marshall

Nov 20

Characters I Assume Are in Little Women

• by Kath Dunham

Nov 20

Tips for a Tenure-Track Humanities Job Search, in Decreasing Order of Viability and Legality

• by Ryan Lenzmeier

Nov 19

The Children of the Corn Give Thanks for Corn Subsidies

• by Lauren Le

Nov 19

The Email Conversation I Had with My Middle School Vice Principal after Repeatedly Butt-Dialing Him While Riding a Mechanical Bull

• by Robert Criss

Nov 18

Eighth-Grade Science vs. Middle-Age Anxiety

• by Robert McGee

Nov 18

Am I Describing My Broken Car to My Mechanic, or Describing My Miniature Labradoodle?

• by Benjamin Alpert

Nov 18

I’m the Troll Living Under This Bridge and Only I Know Your Destiny Is to Be an Accountant

• by Erika Lindquist

Nov 17

I, Shredder, Am Happy About This Plastic Straw Ban; Now I Can Be the Number One Threat to Turtles Again

• by Fredrick Martyn