I’m Little Lamb, and Mary Never Had Me
Our relationship---scratch that---friendship started when her sorority hired a petting zoo for a charity fundraiser.
Author: Hayley Noble
Craigslist Missed Connection: That Movie I Wanted to Watch on Netflix Three Nights Ago
I tried to find you again at 3:30 AM, but you were nowhere to be found. I think you starred Diane Keaton, so I doubt you're in Horror.