Immediately reschedule the client-by-client reviews; I like him so much I’m gonna throw up.
Discover a New Type of Bug: When you’re talking about the bug on National Geographic, make a joke about how you’re single.
I’m an Aesthetically-Pleasing Instagram Graphic about Social Justice, and I’m Here to Do Absolutely Nothing
I’m a hip font on an eye-catching background. I’m a cake that says "end white supremacy." I’m a black square.
I abide religiously by three principles: stay out of the sun, get plenty of sleep, and bathe in the blood of virgin women.
I am simply part of the gym’s existence, like the water fountain and the ambient hip-hop music piped in through invisible speakers.
If you SEE something delicious, SAY “that looks yummy!” If you SEE something nutritious, SAY “I think I’ll go back to the yummy thing from earlier.”