"Furloughed Guy": The problem with Furloughed Guy isn't so much the "guy" as the "furlough." How long will it go on?
"Pop, I have no platform! I have no platform, Pop! Can't you understand?"
How I Snowplowed My Utterly Unmagical Child’s Way into the Most Prestigious School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Paying muggle coach to lie about child’s participation in West Coast quidditch team California Dobbys.
Once I’m on to videos I know there’s no going back and I’m going to hate myself for the rest of the afternoon.
I’ll be honest, we’re not going to give you back your shoes.