Quotes from Arthur Miller’s “Death of an Influencer”
"Pop, I have no platform! I have no platform, Pop! Can't you understand?"
Comedy By Geoffrey Line
List: How I Snowplowed My Utterly Unmagical Child’s Way into the Most Prestigious School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
Paying muggle coach to lie about child’s participation in West Coast quidditch team California Dobbys.
Reading About Someone Else’s Theme Park Experience Gets Me So Excited
Once I’m on to videos I know there’s no going back and I’m going to hate myself for the rest of the afternoon.
As Your Unpaid TSA Worker, I Will Be Confiscating a Lot More Than Your Liquids
I’ll be honest, we’re not going to give you back your shoes.