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Geoff writes for a mouse. Before, he spent two years at sea as a high school teacher on a Norwegian tall ship. One in Japan.

Comedy Writing

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Anthony Lane Reviews Life During COVID-19

"Furloughed Guy": The problem with Furloughed Guy isn't so much the "guy" as the "furlough." How long will it go on?

by Geoffrey Line
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May 6, 2020

a selfie in the theater

Quotes from Arthur Miller’s “Death of an Influencer”

"Pop, I have no platform! I have no platform, Pop! Can't you understand?"

by Geoffrey Line
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December 1, 2019

Stirring a magic potion

List: How I Snowplowed My Utterly Unmagical Child’s Way into the Most Prestigious School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Paying muggle coach to lie about child’s participation in West Coast quidditch team California Dobbys.

by Geoffrey Line
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April 24, 2019

guy on computer in the dark, this can't be good

Reading About Someone Else’s Theme Park Experience Gets Me So Excited

Once I’m on to videos I know there’s no going back and I’m going to hate myself for the rest of the afternoon.

by Geoffrey Line
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March 9, 2019

lonely days at the airport

As Your Unpaid TSA Worker, I Will Be Confiscating a Lot More Than Your Liquids

I’ll be honest, we’re not going to give you back your shoes.

by Geoffrey Line
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January 25, 2019