A Dating Profile of a Gothic Novel’s Love Interest
Children: No! Ok, I do have one ward. Just the one! She's not my actual child, it’s just… It's complicated.
Erika Lindquist is a humor writer in New York City. Some of her work has been described as "delightfully awkward" and "wow, it's brave of you to put yourself out there."
Children: No! Ok, I do have one ward. Just the one! She's not my actual child, it’s just… It's complicated.
There are just too many beautiful people here tonight! No, really. There are actually too many of you and roughly ten to fifteen people have to leave.
Being an accountant isn’t all about money, eating tuna sandwiches in the breakroom, and getting picked last for the company dodgeball team.