Dr. Ellis is not worrying about grading papers or summoning a hoard of lizard monsters for Gork the Lizard King.
Charlotte’s Web: After reading this pathetic book, I threw it from the top of the Duomo, where it landed upon and killed a Political Realist.
Trix: You, a 55-year-old with no children, are trampled to death during a trip to the ball pit by a group of angry second graders.
Good for your health either way. (This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration or Pitchfork Media.)
He passed the way he lived, with quiet dignity. Nourishing the owners of Grace Organic Farm with the bravery, honor, and tender thighs of a true hero.