Niccolò Machiavelli Reviews Children’s Books
Charlotte’s Web: After reading this pathetic book, I threw it from the top of the Duomo, where it landed upon and killed a Political Realist.
Comedy Writing
The Exact Cause and Date of Your Death Based on Your Favorite Breakfast Cereal
Trix: You, a 55-year-old with no children, are trampled to death during a trip to the ball pit by a group of angry second graders.
Sufjan Stevens Song or Drug-Free Approach to Pain Management?
Good for your health either way. (This statement has not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration or Pitchfork Media.)
Obituaries for a Thanksgiving Turkey
He passed the way he lived, with quiet dignity. Nourishing the owners of Grace Organic Farm with the bravery, honor, and tender thighs of a true hero.