Ryan Ciecwisz | Points in Case

Ryan Ciecwisz is a stand-up comedian/writer. He maintains a 5.0 passenger rating on Lyft and he's really trying not to screw that up.

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What’s the bigger crime: abducting a federal worker or letting someone live without riding Apollo’s Chariot, one of the Garden’s 8 coasters?

Conquistadors have an old saying: discovering a place makes you that place’s Mom/Dad. Why should Florida’s Dad have to pay $14 for his favorite meal?

The Bride of Frankenstein and I actually had a lot in common. Like her, my fiercest critics have also called me an affront to God.

God gave the Israelites corn and said, “Take this. And eat it only off the cob, with little tiny things called corn holders."

Doctors have diagnosed me with “early onset droopy ass syndrome,” contracted from getting your butt whooped too many times and is also irreversible

Nobody just carves a roast beast like that. Not without training. This guy has combat skills. Probably ex-marine gone rogue. Let’s see him in action.

October 1st, 1926 “Automobiles are fine, but Partybots are the future. I don’t understand why my investors are mad.”

Marlon Brando famously wore this style of jacket in "The Wild One," but he was later jailed for being deemed “too sexy” and died in prison.

The worst part was that a local news team ran a story that the reason my mom picked me up was because I was scared.

These mysterious eviction notices may be related to ectoplasm, as both are occasionally left behind following a paranormal experience.