Ian Goldstein | Points in Case

Ian is a comedy writer/producer based in New York. He produces and hosts various shows around Brooklyn including one where he gives the audience doughnuts.

Comedy Writing

Why Was I Charged with a Felony for Simply Taking Home Some Office Supplies and My Boss’ Bank Account Number?

Nobody in the office will miss their paper clips and pens and you know what? My boss, Mr. Thompson, doesn’t even spend his money anyway.

by Ian Goldstein
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February 17, 2020

List: Rides We Will Immediately Be Destroying at Croceworld, the Jim Croce Amusement Park

Workin' at the Car Wash Ride – Just a way we got free labor by asking parkgoers to buff all the scratches out of the Bad Bad Leroy Brown Bumper Car.

by Ian Goldstein and Ryan Ciecwisz
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August 20, 2019

List: Illness-Related Feats I Accomplished at Work That Are Equivalent or Better Than Michael Jordan’s Flu Game

How about some credit for processing all invoices while my boss lectured me on "eating too many microwaved oyster and pastrami sandwiches at work"?

by Ian Goldstein
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June 28, 2019

List: Important Tips for Creating and Managing Your Dad’s Orgasm After Telling Him You Opened a Roth IRA

Give your dad the gift of a Roth IRA orgasm for Father's Day without having to label it incest.

by Ryan Ciecwisz, Ian Goldstein and Hoff Matthews
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June 14, 2019