Ways to Hide That You’re Only in This Relationship for the Free Valentine’s Day Chocolate
When he says "I love you," do not say "I love free chocolate." Instead, try using the word “you.”
Ian is a comedy writer/producer based in New York. He produces and hosts various shows around Brooklyn including one where he gives the audience doughnuts.
When he says "I love you," do not say "I love free chocolate." Instead, try using the word “you.”
Nobody in the office will miss their paper clips and pens and you know what? My boss, Mr. Thompson, doesn’t even spend his money anyway.
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