This Halloween, My Son, You Will Dominate the Streets
It’s a zero-sum game out there. Every piece of candy you don’t get goes into the gaping, cavity-filled maw of some other kid.
I'm a comedy writer living in Brooklyn, New York. I wasn't born here, but I'm gentrifying the shit out of this place. I write stories and essays and screenplays. Sometimes I make videos of them. I have various day jobs that you are probably not interested in, but happy to chat about them if desired.
It’s a zero-sum game out there. Every piece of candy you don’t get goes into the gaping, cavity-filled maw of some other kid.
I've informed the top girls in junior high and below that you can speak for me in all but the most sensitive matters. Welcome to the big show, ladies