A towel on another towel means, “These towels are having sex. Do not disturb. The mating dance of the hotel towel is delicate.”
It’s a bridesmaid-eat-bridesmaid world. / Treat your friends like family and your family like bridesmaids. / Hate the bride, not the bridesmaid.
Don’t hesitate. If you see an apartment you like, grab a demon’s pitchfork, stab it in your thigh, and sign in blood immediately.
Don’t dwell on the minds you’ve violated in the past or plan to violate in the future. Focus on the minds you’re violating in the present.
Instead of a medical degree, they display the Three Laws of Robotics and a nude photo of R2D2 on the wall.
Do you promise to never fake orgasms or moon landings? Will you open your heart to your spouse’s family, friends, and cabals?