Chicago

I'm a humorist, comic book geek, beer nerd, and dog person. I've graduated from the Second City Writing Program, produced a few sketch shows, wrote about jokes for McSweeney's, created @cnnyourmom, and co-created comic books such as Stacky the Human Pancake and Nuns in Space Fighting Crime. I'm the author of Bullshit: A Lexicon, and I write columns about euphemisms for Visual Thesaurus and Jack Kirby for Comicosity. I write a lot of stuff, most of it funny stuff.

Comedy Writing

Jokes

I envy my dog’s ability to have a conjugal visit with himself.

— Mark Peters,

I have a face only a mother could push through a vagina.

— Mark Peters,
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