S.A. Swanson | Points in Case

S.A. Swanson Chicago, IL

Intergalactic writer / editor/ obliterator of business jargon

Comedy Writing

I Am the Improbable Fireball in Every Hollywood Action Movie, and I Demand a Lifetime Achievement Award

It's time to recognize my artistry, distinguished contributions to world cinema, and unparalleled ability to blow shit up without dismembering anyone.

by S.A. Swanson
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March 29, 2022

The Raven Files a Formal Complaint Against Abusive Customer Edgar Allan Poe

But when I began to say, “Nevermore Courier Service requires your signature for this same-day trowel delivery,” I only got the first word out.

by S.A. Swanson
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January 19, 2020

Our Beethoven Rebrand Journey: The Making of a Superstar Grump

March 5, 1795: He needs to lose the wig. Convinced every wig emporium to say they're out of his size. Remind intern to burn Ludwig's wig closet.

by S.A. Swanson
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December 31, 2019