Bernie Sanders: Call me whatever name you want. At the end of the day, I am the only sailor who has the guts to fight for real change on this ship.
Noel Spangler is a New York based writer specializing in the surreal and the absurd. He holds an M.F.A. in Fiction from the New School and an M.I.D. in Design from Pratt Institute. His work has appeared in Weekly Humorist, Points in Case, Robot Butt and others.