Plunderstone Capital Is Thrilled to Have Purchased Your Local High School
My role is basically the same as that of a principal except I don’t know how to run a school and I own 15% of its graduates’ earnings in perpetuity.
Steven Demmler works in finance and is a comedy writer based in Tampa, Florida. His work has appeared in Points In Case, Slackjaw, The Humorist, a variety of other outlets. He has studied at The Second City and NYU. Previously Steven worked 100+ episodes on the Emmy-winning crew of Saturday Night Live, which is something he tells to anyone who will listen and to anyone who won’t.
My role is basically the same as that of a principal except I don’t know how to run a school and I own 15% of its graduates’ earnings in perpetuity.
My first word was "pasghetti." You can say "spaghetti" all you want, but fact is, I say pasghetti.
The couple that endured Rain On Their Wedding Day realized mid-Hawaiian-honeymoon that they never discussed having children.
Through charismatic storytelling many began to follow us. We paid them nothing, but we did feed them.
I remain perplexed as to the genesis of Igor’s strong opinions regarding the choice of which cadaver shall provide the penis.