My role is basically the same as that of a principal except I don’t know how to run a school and I own 15% of its graduates’ earnings in perpetuity.
My first word was "pasghetti." You can say "spaghetti" all you want, but fact is, I say pasghetti.
The couple that endured Rain On Their Wedding Day realized mid-Hawaiian-honeymoon that they never discussed having children.
Through charismatic storytelling many began to follow us. We paid them nothing, but we did feed them.
I remain perplexed as to the genesis of Igor’s strong opinions regarding the choice of which cadaver shall provide the penis.