“Your plight reached me on LinkedIn: the posting spoke of your lamentation, of your need for a Client Data and Management Information Co-Ordinator!”
Kevin is an ungodly, ancient being residing deep within the Mariana Trench. There He bides his time, as He's done over countless aeons, for the stars to be right. Only then can He end humanity. In the meantime, He's taking classes at UBC and writing news for Narcity and the Ubyssey. He also writes freelance when He feels like it. Thank Nyarlathotep for remote journalism, eh?