Links from Instagram Posts

Feb 2

I Am Your Period Underwear and I Deserve a Goddamn Purple Heart

• by Lauren Zmirich

Feb 2

13 Things I, a 33-Year-Old Man with Zero Interest in Football, Find More Exciting to Watch at a Super Bowl Party Than the Game

• by Jonathan Motney

Feb 1

Where in the Hell Did Alan Dershowitz Get His Ideas?

• by Dave Martin

Feb 1

Pitchfork Reviews People in My Life

• by Harris Mayersohn

Jan 31

You’re Still My Life Partner, Just Not My Doomsday Prepping Partner

• by Brian Dunn

Jan 31

Parent or Broke, Inexperienced, Mediocre, Slightly Unethical, Overworked Public Defense Attorney?

• by R. Daniel Lester

Jan 31

I, John Bolton, Will Happily Testify about My White House Erotic Fantasy Novela

• by Jacob Rogers

Jan 30

Trendy Hairstyles for Owners of Non-Mammalian Pets

• by Ali Simpson

Jan 30

How My Mother Believed I Was Destined to Die as a Teenager

• by Brad Stennerson

Jan 30

Sorry I Kicked You Out of the Garden of Eden

• by Ashley Chen

Jan 29

Famed Explorer Loses Entire Crew at IKEA

• by Anthony DeThomas

Jan 29

15 Fascinating Facts about Orthodontists

• by Dave Powers

Jan 29

Litter Boxes: How Scooping Clumps Became Part of Normal Life

• by Louis Rosenberg

Jan 28

When the Facts Change, I’ll Tell You What I Don’t Do: Flip-Flop

• by Steven Demmler

Jan 28

Forbes 30 with Under 30 Days to Live

• by Samuel Neuenschwander

Jan 28

Uh Oh, We Hired an Actual Rock Star for Our Social Media Position

• by Adam Rotstein

Jan 27

I’m the Ugly Sculpture Outside Your Office Building

• by Amanda Brennan

Jan 27

Awkward and Uncomfortable Interactions from the Bible

• by Jamie Steidle

Jan 27

Job Opening: British Crown Prince, Urgently Hiring

• by Benjamin Alpert

Jan 26

In My Museum, You Are Not Only Allowed to Touch the Wax Figures, But You Can Also Give Them a Little Kiss and Whisper a Secret in Their Ear

• by Ryan Ciecwisz

Jan 26

Is No One Going to Mention That Harry Has Cloned Himself?

• by Libby Marshall

Jan 25

A Valedictorian Speech Composed Entirely of Staircase-Wit Comebacks

• by Brad Stennerson

Jan 25

Memo Regarding My Employment at Guilt-Centric Religion of My Childhood, Inc.

• by Kristen Alex

Jan 24

TV Critic Reviews Depressive Episode

• by Becky Brinkerhoff

Jan 24

Life Hacks for Safe Driving in the Snow and Ice

• by Joe Wellman

Jan 23

An Interview with Death, Winner of the Latest Season of “The Great British Baking Show”

• by Jamie Steidle

Jan 23

Places You’ll Be While You’re Thinking About The New York Times’ “52 Places to Go in 2020” List

• by Will Farnsworth

Jan 23

Are Harry and Meghan Canada’s Newest Immigrants?

• by Dave Martin

Jan 22

I’m Your Local Craft Brewery, And I’m Inviting You to Bring Your Kids Over and Get Hammered in the Daytime

• by Scotty Jenkins

Jan 22

Baby Yoda Running for the DNC, I Am

• by Meggie Gates

Jan 21

Popular Magic Crystals and Their Powers

• by Greg Hess

Jan 21

Empowering Affirmations for Strength While Doing Laundry at a Public Laundromat

• by Lauren Wood