Dave Martin | Points in Case

Dave Martin Ottawa, Canada

Dave Martin's humor collections "Dare to be Average", "Screams & Whispers" and "King Donald I" are available on Amazon.

Comedy Writing

As a proud deciduous piece of American timber, I now see it as my obligation to throw my hat in the ring or, more accurately, my rings in the ring.

“Article II Looks Good On You” (The Journal of Bizarre Constitutional Arguments, December 2012)

Your years of unemployment in your home country put you at a distinct disadvantage. And we can find no official immigrant category of “prince.”

So long as your child has no criminal convictions and a clean employment record, he should have no trouble obtaining the ranking of “Top Secret.”

Over two million square kilometers of sparsely populated land makes for an ideal getaway for those times when you really want to be alone.

From the brown acid flashback ride to the roller coaster mudslide, there's something to please “kids” of all ages from 65 to 80.