Failed Tech Startups Founded by Luddites
BrickUp developed bricks large enough to destroy data centers, but small enough to conceal from evil clones of Regis Philbin.
Comedy Writing
Michael Moore Documentaries of the Future
"Bowling for New Columbine (U.S. Moon Settlement C-97)": A look at how gun manufacturers played a pivotal role in early space colonization.
Here’s What That Really Cool Puddle of Water in the Middle of the Street Says About Your Gullibility
Most People Are Able to Successfully Trick You Into Doing Something Stupid: Notice how the water in this puddle ripples when you blow on it.
If You or a Loved One Has Been, You May Be Entitled to Financial Compensation
Being is a condition that has been linked to depression, a crippling sense of loss, getting attacked by alligators, and even death.
The Public Pool Is Closed Due to COVID-19 (And All the Other Nasty Shit We Found in Here)
No amount of social distancing would save you and your family from the terrifying bacterial grasps of our public pool.
List: Top 20 Google Searches of the European Renaissance
Flying machine release date / Signs thy husband doth disrobing thy house maid / How to disrobe thy house maid / Paintings of breasts nearith me
Signs That Your Kid Is Watching Other People’s Kids Do Drugs
Kids need to vent, and it’s likely a normal, natural response to having watched some other parent’s kid do drugs.
Life-Hacks for Safe Driving in the Snow and Ice
An essential precaution against these hazardous situations is making sure that you’re walking back toward your house before getting out on the road.