Thanks to my dedication, all of the horrors I’ve planted are glossy and lush. Their roots are growing deeper every day.
Slagar the Cruel is considered a front runner for the 2028 Republican primary.
Let me stop you. That’s not mold. That’s ambiance. That’s character. That’s the sort of authentic, rustic charm people pay top dollar for.
Michael D’Jordan: Michael OF Jordan. Michael E. Jordan: Steeple Magazine’s Saintliest Man Alive (2020).
Ya'll must be nuttier than a squirrel's mouth to think you can set up establishments WITHOUT proper certification and licenses.
Fantasy: Emotionally, I am more stable than a 1000-year-old Sequoia. Reality: I faked a cat allergy when my wife caught me crying at Toy Story 3.
Me say in day, “Only small fire this night. No add ‘one more wood.’” But me keep stare and stare and no sleep.
My friend has multiple personalities. But he’s good people.
How many lightbulbs does it take to change a dyslexic.
“It’s not you. It’s the fact that we are now the subject of a reality show on TLC.”
For the fourth time this month you’re asking yourself: am I on a date with Hall-of-Famer Shaquille O’Neal wearing an elaborate disguise?
Can’t you see how clean my oven is? How filed my taxes are? How very walked my dog is? And yet, the thing is still not done.
Gamer Dogs: Dogs playing poker / Dogs cheating at poker / The puppies in the Puppy Bowl
CAUTION: I’ve killed before and I’ll kill again. You’re probably thinking: “Why would a soft, soft teddy bear kill a baby?"
