Brooklyn, NY

Corey Pajka is a Brooklyn, NY-based writer. His satirical work has been published by Points in Case, The Weekly Humorist, The Broadway Beat, Funny Times, and others. He is the founder and editor of the sociopolitical satire site The Flak (www.the-flak.com). His theatrical work has been produced regionally at theatres across the U.S., and at numerous Off and Off-Off Broadway venues in New York. His radio plays are available on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, and other platforms. He is married to playwright, D.L. Siegel.

Comedy Writing

Jokes

“It’s not you. It’s the fact that we are now the subject of a reality show on TLC.”

— Corey Pajka

My spouse and I have been through everything together. It’s what you sign up for when you marry a crash test dummy.

— Corey Pajka

I want to write a novel about Schrödinger’s Cat, but I don’t know if there’s a story there or not.

— Corey Pajka

When a dog licks a stranger’s face on a walk, they get adored. When I do the same thing on a walk, all I get is “arrested!”

— Corey Pajka

Words can hurt. Ask anyone who’s ever had a dictionary thrown at them.

— Corey Pajka

To air is human. To forgive confusing a frequently used noun with an infrequently used verb? Divine.

— Corey Pajka

Whoever said “time heals all wounds” has never had their head impaled by a javelin.

— Corey Pajka
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