Basically, snippets are just chunks of conversation from my life, taken out of context and slapped up for your reading pleasure. And if you like these, buy the book I wrote based on them, The Snippets and the Impure Tour—it's awesome. Enjoy…

October 2014
The Snippets Restrain Themselves
The Snippets Cancelled a Memorial

April 2011
The Snippets Introduce Joshua

September 2010
The Snippets are Not at Work
The Snippets are Exhausted

February 2010
Wedding Weekend Snippets
The Snippets Write Broke
The Snippets Respect Tradition

January 2010
The Snippets Toast Tom

September 2009
The Snippets Wish Kevin a Happy Birthday

May 2009
The Snippets Will Just Deal

April 2009
Snippets We All Wish I was Making Up

November 2008
The Snippets Hate PHP

August 2008
The Snippets Dug
The Snippets Missed You

July 2008
The Snippets are on House Arrest (with Winnie the Pooh)

June 2008
The Snippets Strained a Calf
The Snippets Don't Care Who Wins

May 2008
The Snippets Moved Next Door
The Snippets are Trashy
The Snippets Huff Gas
The Snippets Cut Out the Ice Cream

April 2008
The Snippets Screw Politics
The Snippets Emailed India
The Snippets Met Jack
The Snippets True Dat
The Snippets Love Feet

March 2008
The Snippets Love Coasters
The Snippets of David

Langerado Snippets

February 2008
The Snippets Have No Excuse
On Time with the Snippets This Time
The Snippets are Late Again
The Snippets are in a Hurry

January 2008
The Snippets Love Collapse
The Snippets' Bare Head
The Snippets Watched The OC
The Snippets are Primary
The Snippets Love Spirals

December 2007
The Snippets Love Weddings
The Snippets Have No Plans
The Snippets are Assholes
The Snippets Always Smile

November 2007
The Snippets Love Dogs
The Snippets Hate Collectivism
The Snippets Value Personality
The Snippets Know Awesome

October 2007
The Snippets Will Watch Your Kids
The Snippets are White as Snow
The Snippets Went to South Florida
The Snippets are Going to Hell
The Snippets Plant

September 2007
The Snippets Like Food
Snippets from the Ben Visit
The Ex Snippets
The Snippets are Loin Worthy

August 2007
The Snippets are Still Random
The Snippets Know Webkins
Stoner Chick Phones in the Snippets
Breaking the Snippet Record
The Snippets Speak English

July 2007
The Snippets Almost Crapped Themselves
The Snippets Know How Bay Got Named
The Snippets Read a Book Once
The Snippets are Sorry They're Late

June 2007
The Snippets Met Jeff
The Snippets Welcome Back Big Mike
The Snippets Like Their Wings
The Snippets and Juan

May 2007
The Snippets Remember the Dead
The Snippets Can't Hear You
The Snippets are Libertarian
The Snippets Ain't Tidbits

April 2007
The Snippets are Not Guilty
The Snippets Hate Tragedy
Nappy Headed Snippets
The Snippetest Place on Earth

March 2007
The Snippets are Always Safe
The Snippets Designate Drunks
The Snippets have no Business Teaching
The Snippets Went to Atlanta

February 2007
The Snippets Don't Need Porn
The Snippets Don't Think There's Anything Wrong with That
The Snippets Will Be Your Valentine
Geeky Snippets
The Snippets Kick Ass

January 2007
The Snippets are Binding
The Snippets Love The Stooges
The Snippets Hate Dave's Penis
The Snippets are Mature

December 2006
Holiday Snippets
The Snippets Ain't Sober
The Snippets Ain't No Chump
The Snippets Love the Animals

November 2006
Aborting the Snippets
The Snippets Give Thanks for the Serving
The Snippets are Filthy
The Snippets are All Business
The Snippets Won't Write About That

October 2006
The Snippets Dealt It
The Snippets of Brotherly Love
The Snippets are Racist
The Old Ball and Snippet

September 2006
The Snippets Don't Know Chad
The Snippets are Back in Town
The Snippets Know Nick McGrath
The Snippets Can't Bong Beer

August 2006
The Snippets are Bringing It Back
The Snippets Care About Haiti
The Snippets Need Iron
The Snippets Will See Luke Later
Coren's Out

July 2006
No Love for the Snippets
Stressing the Snippets
The Snippets Need Direction
The Snippets' Kissing Cousin

June 2006
Snippeting the Obvious
The Snippets With the Shot
Fatherly Teachings
Snippets of Principle
The Snippets Need Focus

May 2006
The Snippets Need a Vacation
Breaking the Snippets
Don't Link the Snippets
The Snippets Blew That Call
The Snippets Ain't Right

April 2006
The Snippets Drink Too Much
Mushy Fruit Snippets
Phoning the Snippets
Don't Steal the Snippets

March 2006
George “Snippet” Mason
Giving Away the Snippets
Snipping the Snippets
It is What it Snippets

February 2006
Five Letter Word for Snippet
Red Ribbon Snippets
Snippet Around the House
Remote Control Snippets

January 2006
The Snippets' Late Brother
Beating the Snippets to Death
Exterminate Your Snippets
Signature Snippets

December 2005
Snippet Night Stand
Atlanta Trip Snippets
Mini-Cooper Snippets
Chip Off the Old Snippet

November 2005
Stuffing the Snippets
Wintry Fresh Snippets
Suspending the Snippets
Strippin' the Snippets

October 2005
Wintery Snippets
Snippet Your Strangers
Don't Cheat the Snippets
Risking the Snippets

September 2005
The Snippets are Gay
Serial Snippets
Do Your Own Snippets
Sexy Foreign Snippets

August 2005

Snippet Your Thesis
Snippets from the St. Louis Trip
Old & Moldy Snippet Style
Snippets on the Play
Come On, Read the Snippets
If You Could Be Any Snippet

July 2005

Andy and the Local Pub
Honestly, The Snippets Love You
Snippet Like You Mean It
The Old Snippet Try
Snippets for the Pimpettes

June 2005

You Snippetty Putz
Snippets by the Truckload
Fatty Snippet Serving
Random Snippets

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