Steve: So, I know I’m Canadian and all, but what is the American Thanksgiving all about again?
Mark: Eating a big meal and watching football.
Steve: And how did this start?
Mark: I think some Indians and some English people ate together or something.
Steve: Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Jimbo: Wow, that sprinkler broke and it’s spraying water everywhere. I bet that’s a huge problem up in Canada. The sprinklers do that up there, I bet there’s frozen water everywhere.
Steve: Actually, we shut them off in the winter. Or else the pipes break.
Jimbo: Really?
Me: Yeah.
Steve: Stupid Florida boy.

Steve: It’s just how I am. It’s my natural nature.

Mark: You know, I’m older than both these bartenders combined.
Me: Yeah. You’re old.
Mark: You know, you… you’re not very nice.
Me: Yeah. I’m an asshole.

Chris: The truth is I don’t like you, not one bit.
Me: And the lie is that anyone cares.

Laura: The high’s gonna be 77 on Thanksgiving.
Me: Kind of a cool one, but not too bad.
Laura: I’ve never seen a Thanksgiving where it didn’t get cold.
Me: What are you talking about? The low is like 50.
Laura: Aww, will you need to turn your heat on, little boy?
Me: Hell yeah, my heat will be on that night for sure.
Laura: You’re serious, aren’t you?

Me: Do they have a Canadian Thanksgiving?
Steve: Yeah, it’s in October.
Me: What’s that about?
Steve: It’s a day to give thanks.
Me: Wow, you guys are pretty literal up there.

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