Apr 29 8 Reboots That Literally Ruined Your Childhood and Also, Your Half of the Rent Is Due by Tyler Christiansen
Apr 28 Attention Rec Center Patrons, We’re Adding the Following Pool Rules This Season Because Your Shit Kid Is on Our Last Nerve by Jacob Albrecht
Apr 26 The Middle-Aged Viewer’s Questions upon Watching All 8 “Fast & Furious” Movies on the Elliptical, Ranked by K.E. Flann
Apr 23 Most Insightful Quotes from Mark Twain That I Have Falsely Attributed to Him by Camden Brazile
Apr 23 I Am an Employee Helping You with Self-Checkout and Aren’t You Full of Yourself by Calen MacDonald
Apr 22 “The Bends” by Radiohead – Super Deluxe Ultimate Fancy Pants Sexy Limited Edition Box Set by Neil Tollfree
Apr 20 4 Times My Plans for a Delicious Roast Were Ruined Because Mario’s Oiled and Nude Body Slipped From My Grasp by Ryan Ciecwisz