Apr 4 We Must Protect the Elderly from COVID-19 by Not Visiting Them, So That When This Pandemic Is Over, We Can Continue Not to Visit Them by Rachel Reyes
Apr 4 6 Ways to Save $400 Million Before Age 30 by Budgeting, Smart Saving, and Hitting the Powerball by Alex Bergmans
Apr 2 Anagrams of Media Outlets That Reveal Their Sinister 420-Friendly Agenda, According to Newsmax’s Greg Kelly by William Vaillancourt
Apr 2 I Don’t Care What the Critics Say, My New Memoir “Look at My Awesome Life” Is Not a Vanity Piece! by Adam Dietz
Apr 1 Whoops, I Found Amelia Earhart and I Promise I Had Nothing to Do with Her Disappearance by Sebastián Hernández
Mar 30 5 Must-Have Throw Blankets from Amazon to Stay Cozy in While Their Workers Fight to Unionize by Lane Unsworth
Mar 29 Are You at Your Boss’s Retirement Party or Orientation Day for an Eternity in Hell? by Gracie Kairis
Mar 29 This Zoom Catch-Up Seems Like the Perfect Opportunity to Humblebrag About Why I’m Not Eligible for the Vaccine Yet by Keith Rubin
Mar 27 I’m One Bad Day and a Chemical Spill Away from Becoming a Batman Villain by Jason Henry Simon-Bierenbaum
Mar 25 Everyone Is Focusing on Me Dressing as a Grannie to Steal the Vaccine and Not on My Sick-Ass Costume by Danielle Rackley
Mar 24 I Hate Mandela Effect: This Whole Time I Thought “Winnie the Pooh” Was “Weiner the Poop” by Austin Adams