Sebastián Hernández | Points in Case

Teaching in Newark remotely from DC. Wrote for the Bowdoin Harpoon while at Bowdoin College. Now just trying to make jokes like I'm not quarantined in my childhood bedroom.

Comedy Writing

Whoops, I Found Amelia Earhart and I Promise I Had Nothing to Do with Her Disappearance

If someone had asked me before I found her who Amelia Earhart was, I would have asked “Who?” unsuspiciously.

by Sebastián Hernández
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April 1, 2021

I’m Doing P90X So I Can Beat Up the Creator of P90X

I don’t appreciate him shaking his moneymaker on my television set to the tune of four easy payments of $19.95.

by Sebastián Hernández
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March 3, 2021