Calder Holbrook | Points in Case

Calder Holbrook is an LA comedy writer, and actor most recently seen in Peacock's A.P. Bio.

Comedy Writing

And let us not forget the original cause of the riot: a double-necked guitar-off.

And… it has a different shape, from other cities’ pizzas! New York and Chicago are round, Detroit is square, and Phoenix is… star-shaped!

You have six-pack abs? I have six-dollar abs. It’s six dollar bills.

Form A Team Of International Criminals To Rob The US Treasury: It’s on your mind now, it’s all you can think about, and you know what? Why not?

Into each person's home, some cursed objects will unintentionally be brought. SOME. The operative word there being "SOME," and NOT "many."

Count down from 10 to 9. "Please don’t be mad, I know you’re going to say, ‘I know how to count down to zero and explode,' and I know you do baby.