I Am Actually Made of Money and My Existence Is Hell
You have six-pack abs? I have six-dollar abs. It’s six dollar bills.
Comedy Writing
Fun Time Killers for Park Rangers
Form A Team Of International Criminals To Rob The US Treasury: It’s on your mind now, it’s all you can think about, and you know what? Why not?
I Keep Bringing Home Cursed Objects from Curio Stores—What Am I, Cursed?
Into each person's home, some cursed objects will unintentionally be brought. SOME. The operative word there being "SOME," and NOT "many."
The To-Do List of a Timebomb
Count down from 10 to 9. "Please don’t be mad, I know you’re going to say, ‘I know how to count down to zero and explode,' and I know you do baby.