Male Cat or EDM Artist from the 2010s?
My ex-wife sleeps with one every night to fill a void in her life from 23 years of “wasted youth.” I’m not sure who I’m more jealous of.
I like writing comedy, you like reading comedy. Sounds like we're best friends now. Checkmate.
My ex-wife sleeps with one every night to fill a void in her life from 23 years of “wasted youth.” I’m not sure who I’m more jealous of.
I called tech support for my quantum computer. They told me to turn it both on and off simultaneously.
— Kyle L. Smith, @Spekk10