The iPhone knows it’s not “chill” to say this, but she prefers the pandemic life. She’s happier now!
You pity-listened to your friend's new pandemic comedy podcast once so you'd have an answer next time he asked if you "Tuned in with Tim."
I am in the wrong house. Where are the 17 pieces of paper asking me to vote Jackie F to help save the environment?
I’m the Friend Who Gets Emotional When Drunk and Needs to Tell You Something in the Bathroom Right Now
Like, it's actually important, it will only take a second or 30 full minutes, time means nothing to me, I'm 7 shots deep and had lettuce for dinner.
I mean, it’s the concrete jungle where dreams are made of (the first time I went I was 5 and I don’t really remember it).
Best Foreign Film: When my boss tells me to speak up in meetings, sorry can’t, don't understand what’s happening.