Goblins Might Interfere with COVID-19 Vaccine Safety
Tall, blonde, and glamorous goblins with mullets, breaking out in song, will banish teenagers to bogs that smell of fecal matter, among other things.
Comedy Writing
A Letter from the Furies to President Trump Updating His Torture Policy to Include ABBA
Subsequent to receiving this letter, you will hear ABBA songs inside your head everywhere you go, no matter what you happen to be doing.