I Am Bill Gates and You’re Just Not Worth the Microchips
Do you know how expensive microchips are? I didn’t become a billionaire by just going around giving away MICROCHIPS all the time!
Comedy Writing
Disney World’s Reopening Guidelines Amid COVID-19
Donald Duck will wear a mask, but still no pants. / All t-shirts reading “I Survived The Tower of Terror!” have been reprinted to read “I Survived!”