Attention Rec Center Patrons, We’re Adding the Following Pool Rules This Season Because Your Shit Kid Is on Our Last Nerve
The lifeguards have radar guns now and if we clock you at more than three miles per hour, YOU’RE GONE.
Jacob Albrecht is a Comedy Writer based in Chicago, Illinois which, in his opinion, is the best Chicago there is. He is currently a student at Columbia College Chicago, where he studies Comedy Writing and Performance. Jacob has published much of his own work on his youtube channel, and is a co-founder of Columbia Chicago's humor magazine, The Wabash. When not writing, Jacob enjoys chastising himself for not being more productive. Despite popular belief, Jacob has never actually been to Astronomy Camp.
The lifeguards have radar guns now and if we clock you at more than three miles per hour, YOU’RE GONE.
I’d become what’s known as "The Cool Dad" among David’s friends, and I was worried that coming off as anti-cockfighting would harm that reputation.