Calen MacDonald | Points in Case

Calen MacDonald Atlanta, GA

Calen is a 6'8" tall writer and undergraduate student who does those things while being 6'8". He first started writing when he wasn't 6'8", but that's less important because he's 6'8" now. He's also 6'8".

Comedy Writing

I’m Your College RA and Sacrificing Your Dormmates Is Fine as Long as I Don’t See It

I'm not gonna be a cop about booze or weed or the occasional mysterious disappearance of a fellow resident.

by Calen MacDonald
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September 3, 2021

PEMDAS: The Remix

We’re excited to announce that, in producing the new PEMDAS, we’ve partnered with French tire proprietor and restaurant reviewer Michelin!

by Calen MacDonald
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August 12, 2021

I’m the Pinch Pot You Made in Third Grade—Why Won’t Your Mother Let Me Die?

I looked around: Pristine bowls, with smooth edges, not a pinch in sight. My exterior sports at least seven visible fingerprints and a hole that slowly leaks.

by Calen MacDonald
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August 3, 2021

Barbecue So Good You’ll Shit Your Pants in a Way That Gives You a Fetish?

No one leaves this barbecue place walking straight on account of the barbecue fucks so hard. Yeah, that's good.

by Calen MacDonald
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July 15, 2021

I Am an Employee Helping You with Self-Checkout and Aren’t You Full of Yourself

Well, well, well, take a look at who has an unexpected item in their bagging area.

by Calen MacDonald
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April 23, 2021

Hello? Should I Stop Buying Kale?

Are you… still buying kale? Please tell me I’m not the only one. Oh God, I have so much kale.

by Calen MacDonald
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February 23, 2021

I Am the Reply All Button and God Am I Sexy

Yes!! Tell the whole department how unintuitive you find the system. Oh YES it’s been so hard for you to find your files since the software update.

by Calen MacDonald
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January 24, 2021