The alert system will be preceded by two sharp tones — "Hey! HEY!" — followed by "Listen, Buster."
Be tidy. If you have showered in body fluids, towel off before excursions.
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Just because everyone else jumped their cars off a cliff, does that mean Dom has to do it, too?
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