Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
College Drama Workshop, or Clinical Depression?
Close family and friends are worried about your future prospects.
Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes
Close family and friends are worried about your future prospects.
Actual Word: Package Pronounced: “Peekage”: An accidental exposure of flesh or undergarments due to missing or loose clothing fastener(s).
- “Economically anxious” strawberries - The blackberries of our discontent - The raspberries of road rage
- That cut is going to get infected - Fuel leak recall from a car I don’t own
- You’re the crab-apple of my eye - You’re the love of my mid-life - You’re my other third
Smelling like a mix of Lay's Potato Chips, Victoria's Secret perfume, and Miller Lite for four years straight.
- The Apollo 14 flag got wrinkled and needs ironing.
- Lower gum tattoos are still healing - Chimpanzee documentary made eating fire ants with a stick look easy
Good game, I didn’t mean what I said when I said, “We’re gonna kill this sorry ass team!”
You feel the urge to wash your dentist’s car after each appointment.
The suspicion that we are all just cogs in a hyper-capitalist machine — SANDALWOOD
Anyone who tries to create a paradox gets stopped by theoretical physicist Michio Kaku and his incredible superpowers.