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He spent your entire relationship lying and promising things that never came; he’ll fit right in amongst our nation's political leadership.
Are you adept enough to distinguish these English football stadiums from locations in Westeros and Essos?
Scrolling through Twitter for the news. Driving a Tesla for the environment. Living with six roommates for the camaraderie.
Finally, you can be the cafeteria worker whose job it is to take lunches away from elementary schoolers who forget to bring their lunch money.
Air Max 180: You say stuff like, "The only way to be a marathon runner is to run a marathon." You've never run a marathon.
On the superhero movie spectrum, representation matters (as long as you're a raccoon).
In the office of your old English professor, the one who took arbitrary points off and wrote "doesn't work," with his lifeless body as a footstool.
Better find a good cuddle buddy for "The Strangers 3: Come On In The Door’s Unlocked!", "The Exorcism of Celine Dione," and "Get Out, Please."
The Avengers discover that “Thanos” was actually an illicit health-technology scheme run by Iron Man’s ex-girlfriend, Elizabeth Holmes.
Paying muggle coach to lie about child’s participation in West Coast quidditch team California Dobbys.