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Aromas Everyone Will Remember from Sleepaway Camp
Fragrant blueberry bush behind the cabin where you tossed your urine-soaked sleeping bag in a panic to get rid of the evidence.
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Public Domain Themes for Your Vegas Wedding
Robin Hood: Get married in the woods and then crash a wealthier wedding’s reception for dinner. Archery optional, but encouraged.
Centrist Headlines for the California Wildfires
Governor And Fire Offer Competing Visions For Forest’s Future
15 Things Your WASP Mother-In-Law and Paris Hilton Have in Common
- They both went to boarding school - They wish people would just calm down about the socioeconomic divide
Rejected Fighter Pilot Names for the New Pilots in “Top Gun: Maverick”
- The Bibliophile - Angela Lansbury - This Love (Taylor’s Version)
Network Notes for the Upcoming Frasier Reboot
Good news! Vita Coco has just offered $4,500 to work their product into the show. Frasier just needs to say, "I’m loco for Vita Coco!"
Sir, I Am Not Pleasuring Myself to the Pin-up Girls Painted on the Side of the Warplanes, Sir
WHY DO YOU HAVE YOUR PANTS DOWN TO YOUR ANKLES, PRIVATE?
Proposed Rules Changes to the NBA
- Third quarter is the "tickle quarter" - Allow players to wear leather jackets for more "dangerous" vibe
Parallel Universes Where a Football Coach Wins the Game and the Team Dumps Gatorade on Him
If the football coach's team loses the game they dump acid on him.
Star Wars Movies Pitched by Other Famous Directors
Strangers on a Star Destroyer by Alfred Hitchcock: Jimmy Stewart’s Luke Skywalker pursues who he believes killed his father, James Mason’s Darth Vader.
Which Multi-Generational Dynasty with a Legacy of Power and Corruption Is Being Described: the Skywalkers or Great Britain’s Royal Windsors?
- Many movies have been made about their lives - Chosen members of the family get special swords
Signs You Are Watching an “Accurate” Movie About the Middle Ages
There is dirt everywhere, all the time. At no point is anybody completely clean (not even the rich people).