Kurt Zemaitaitis | Points in Case

Kurt is just trying to inject a little humor into the world.

Comedy Writing

Teasing you about when they go on sale and then stealing them from your virtual cart in less than a millisecond is my definition of fun.

You'll mistakenly think the reeds are developing some exotic flavor. Nope --It's mold. Another thing you neglected, like your "check engine" light.

Just like you, with some strategic bright lights and a huge painted-on smile, I make it look like everything is peachy keen.

The Broadway League called me a "triple threat" since I caused a scene at every show, stalked cast members, and made everyone around me feel unsafe.

Fund your retirement account - The best time to start investing is when you’re born. The second best time is when you’re completely potty-trained.

I come from a long line of well-known, obnoxious sounds. My father was the blast from a cruise ship, my uncle was the exhaust rattle of a Harley.

Ferrari Fantasy – A unique blend of Italian leather, capped teeth, micropenis, and snobbiness that will render you speechless.