- Ask what the specials are, then ask what all the regular items are. - Memorize the entire menu instead.
He never juggles with some cheap-y plastic bowling pins and always uses solid wood ones with sparkly decals. Using bargain pins is disrespectful.
Wipe down equipment after use with one of the damp napkins placed atop our overflowing garbage bins.
Research Potential Employers: Wait outside businesses and take notes on everyone’s facial expressions and demeanor as they leave for the day.
You are pressing the button so hard that the spring mechanism has failed. Please stop pressing someone else’s button.
- Sometimes the leader thinks they can fly. - Workers must work as fast as they can with barely any breaks.
First, it’s going to be a little bit longer than we anticipated, only about ten hours or so, but that includes some breaks!
Why do I have a safety deposit box at Epcot full of cash, character location maps, and over one hundred trading pins?
Teasing you about when they go on sale and then stealing them from your virtual cart in less than a millisecond is my definition of fun.
You'll mistakenly think the reeds are developing some exotic flavor. Nope --It's mold. Another thing you neglected, like your "check engine" light.
Just like you, with some strategic bright lights and a huge painted-on smile, I make it look like everything is peachy keen.
I’m the Girl in the Newspaper Dress That Sat Behind You at “Newsies,” and I’m the Real Reason Broadway Was Shut Down
The Broadway League called me a "triple threat" since I caused a scene at every show, stalked cast members, and made everyone around me feel unsafe.