Funny Lists

Weekly funny lists for readers on the go. Quizzes

Password Recovery Questions Written by Beth, Your High School Frenemy

What was the number of the locker where I left you anonymous notes saying you’d be pretty if you washed your face?

I regret that I have but one chance to offer a high five to the executioner while I’m on the gallows and then say, "Hey, don’t leave me hanging!"

Contains only four questions of actual importance.

The journey of a thousand ham slices begins with a single cut of the deli slicer.

This Maya Angelou quote means "It’s 9:00 AM, and Denise is plotting to become the next head of the PTA."

Bigfoot, Chupacabra, but not Mothman (he’s a real jerk)

5: Percentage of my college tuition covered by the inaugural Just a Taste of Hope Ayn Rand Memorial Scholarship.

Random people keep jostling you to get to the front of the amorphous blob you’ve been waiting in for 30 minutes.

A scribe’s only acceptable wardrobe is a good collared shirt or sensible cardigan, or a collared shirt under a sensible cardigan.

The May-Decemberita: Sherry with a sprinkle of Molly.

He asks you about yourself, things like, “Can you give me a kidney?” and, “So how’s about that kidney?”

I Got You Babe (And By “You” I Mean Rude Comments on Your TikTok)