Steven Stampone | Points in Case

Steve Stampone is from Philadelphia, which means that he can say "yo" without shame or irony. He likes being funny and serious, and occasionally both at the same time.

Comedy Writing

Hands holding wad of US hundred dollar bills

List: Suggested Organizations for End-of-Year Charitable Tax Donations

Wounded Keyboard Warrior Project – Provides ergonomic computer interfaces for patriots injured in online political arguments.

by Steven Stampone
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December 4, 2020

My Right to Wear a Beard of Bees Shall Not Be Infringed!

Any establishment that denies me entry because I have twenty-seven thousand honeybees swarming on his face has no regard for personal freedom.

by Steven Stampone
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September 14, 2020

Oh God Oh God Hide Me from the Horrible Noise, by Your Pet Dog

Did you people hear that? The boom! The fucking boom! Come on, I know you two-legged freaks can't hear shit, but even you must— HOLY SHIT!

by Steven Stampone
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July 25, 2020

List: In Which the Great Philosophers Discuss the Matter of Godzilla

"There is but one truly serious philosophical problem, and that is Godzilla." –Albert Camus / "I came. I saw Godzilla. I ran away." –Julius Caesar

by Steven Stampone
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March 13, 2020

Star Wars: Darth Vader in a room with toys

List: Woke Reboots for Classic Movies

T2: Non-Judgmental Acceptance Day / The Empire Respects the Will of the Populace / 10 Things I Respectfully Disapprove of About You

by Steven Stampone
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March 6, 2020