Syllabus for Zombie Apocalypse Survival 101
Office Hours: By appointment only, instructor often scavenges the Wastes during daylight hours.
Comedy Writing
I’m Your Grandpa’s Old Box TV: Please Kill Me
I’ve seen the moon landing and twerking. It’s too much!
10 Existential Crises and the Essential Oils to Cure Them
The suspicion that we are all just cogs in a hyper-capitalist machine — SANDALWOOD
Superintendant Declare’s English Most Less Important School Subject
The Supernentendent said theirs lots too think about but its a clear choice to remove English if they will remove a class
Open Letter to Zeus, King of the Gods and Lord of Storms
Is this yet another quarrel with your wife about your infidelity? Or an ass-backwards attempt to punish a blasphemous hero?