Was That Word Really Necessary?

Dear Cosmo Modeling and Talent Agency,

I really appreciate the opportunities you are willing to give me and thank you for calling me pretty. I agree with you that I need a little more confidence in myself. I know I look like a “good” girl, or “all-American”, but was the word “virgin-y” really necessary? “Virgin-y”? Do I really look “virgin-y”?

This really upsets me, deep down, because I try not to look “virgin-y”. I also try not to look like a slut-bag hooker-bitch, but I don’t mind that as much. Really, I’d rather be called “sluty” because sluts get what they want. I might not want the same things as a slut wants, but I wouldn’t be nearly as sexually frustrated as the “virgin-y” girl. “Virgin-y” girls get a peck on the cheek and the “let’s just be friends” gold member’s card. Sluts don’t get called back after a night of rollicking good fun, but they had rollicking good fun. Sluts are also more likely to get work in the modeling world because they look like sex and sex sells. The virgins of the world get stuck in family center ads and “I’m worth the Wait” campaigns. Those campaigns are normally for charity, which means no money for the virgin. :(.

I offer you this challenge, Cosmo Agency; transform my “virgin-y” looks into sluty. If I can’t pull off the slut look, I resign myself to looking like the word virginity took on human form. If I can pull off looking like a slut, you can not use the word “virgin-y” anymore. You can’t use that word for any person ever. I don’t care if they game for 6 hrs or more a day, laugh at the word “boobie” and get off to Star Wars; you still can’t call them “virgin-y”.

The “virgin-y” one,
Roxy

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