What I Think I’ll Find in My Inbox When I Compulsively Check My Email 50 Times a Day
Dear Future Pulitzer Winner: Out of our hundreds of submissions, not a single one has the cachet to pull our magazine out of the pit of tedium.
Andrea Davis has been a freelance writer for almost three years. Her comedy writing credits include a humor column during college, and while we're bringing up accomplishments from the distant past, she also came in third place in the county spelling bee in the eighth grade.
Dear Future Pulitzer Winner: Out of our hundreds of submissions, not a single one has the cachet to pull our magazine out of the pit of tedium.