Fellas, I Only Joined the Mafia Under the Assumption There Would Be More Philosophical Monologuing
You all did see my resume, right? I double majored in Philosophy and Theater at Fordham.
Comedy Writing
Everyone Is Inherently Worthy of Love, Respect, and Belonging—Except for You
My metaphysical hands are tied. It’s up to the collective hearts and minds of all that have been, that are, and that have yet to be.
An Internal Monologue as I Navigate My Office’s Open Floorplan
70 ft: Screw it, I’m just going to wave. Social norms be damned! 65 ft: Shit, he’s definitely not looking at me.