For me, a guy with mainstream sexual compulsions, the love of my life showed up where I least expected it: inside a rusty dumpster loaded with 1,000 gallons of syrupy green goo.
Indeed there is no Santa Claus, and we can definitively say it would be impossible for one man to visit all the children in the world in one night.
Valentine's Day seduction tips so that one day she may say, “Yes.” From someone who has never been in a relationship (for obvious reasons).
It's a brand new year and we can finally put all that BS behind us... unless you're David Bowie, Prince, George Michael, or Carrie Fisher.
One short series of poor vacation decisions later, and you ended up with a new shoulder dragon friend for life.
Remember, every log you place on the fire would undoubtedly be screaming if it had a voice.
Many anti-Semites are also God-fearing Christians, whose savior is Jesus Christ. So how can they make peace between despising Jews and worshipping one?
Any reindeer that have seen graphic photos of the horrific effects of Red Nose Waffle or Silver Balls know it's nothing to mess with.
The gifts that will bring you closer to that special loved one, even when you have to be 500 feet apart.
What's the big deal with doves? They're not exactly the monarchy of the bird community. In fact, they're just bleached pigeons.