I’m the Brand Voice for a New Start-Up, and I’m Super Horny for My Target Demographic
We feel lucky to be in your life at all. And honestly, we hate that you aren’t single. Sometimes we feel like we should be paying you $39.99 a month.
Mary Gulino has written for Upload on Amazon Prime and Decoys on CBC Gem. Her humor writing has appeared in Reductress, The Belladonna, and elsewhere.
We feel lucky to be in your life at all. And honestly, we hate that you aren’t single. Sometimes we feel like we should be paying you $39.99 a month.
The college group chat will be remembered for its many colorful names, conferred by different members of the chat across its 11 years of existence.