Mary Gulino | Points in Case

Mary Gulino has written for Upload on Amazon Prime and Decoys on CBC Gem. Her humor writing has appeared in Reductress, The Belladonna, and elsewhere.

Comedy Writing

I’m a Dog Architect, and Here’s Why Your Whole House Should Be Windows

With your current design, there’s no way to know if someone is approaching. I don’t think a homeowner should ever put himself in a situation like that.

by Mary Gulino
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June 21, 2021

I’m the Brand Voice for a New Start-Up, and I’m Super Horny for My Target Demographic

We feel lucky to be in your life at all. And honestly, we hate that you aren’t single. Sometimes we feel like we should be paying you $39.99 a month.

by Mary Gulino
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February 18, 2021

An Obituary for Your “College Friends” Group Chat

The college group chat will be remembered for its many colorful names, conferred by different members of the chat across its 11 years of existence.

by Mary Gulino
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August 18, 2020