With your current design, there’s no way to know if someone is approaching. I don’t think a homeowner should ever put himself in a situation like that.
We feel lucky to be in your life at all. And honestly, we hate that you aren’t single. Sometimes we feel like we should be paying you $39.99 a month.
The college group chat will be remembered for its many colorful names, conferred by different members of the chat across its 11 years of existence.