Wanted Dead or Alive: People Who Took Stuff from a Bodega
And I couldn't help but notice the massive collage of wanted photos in front of your fine establishment. I'm here to hunt these bastards down.
Comedy Writing
Hey Babe, How Would You Feel About… A Twosome?
A ménage à deux, so to speak. After all, the only thing better than sex with nobody is sex with somebody.
A Eulogy for Tom Brady (1977-2296)
When Tom first started playing, there were no 5th downs or 100-yard field goals. And every game took place on Earth, where gravity was a huge factor.
Thank You from the Society That’s Been Growing Under Your Ass
Thanks to you, our novel species of intelligent beings may roam these brown leather lands and pray to the red flannel ass above.
Johnson & Johnson Vaccine or RC Cola?
Feels like they should've spent a little more time on the formula. / Urgently being shipped to nursing homes in the South.
Best of the ’90s ’50s!
Remember when you had it made in the shade? When you and your lady could cut a rug all night long? That's right, it was the 1990s.
P.C. Richard & I Have No Son
I cannot believe you had the gall to march into our Farmingdale headquarters, and rather than claim your birthright, insist that you go to college.
HBO Now vs. HBO Max vs. HBO Run: What’s the Difference?
Wait, HBO Run is just Run? HBO Run has a wide catalog to explore. From old classics like the premiere of Run to newer hits like the finale of Run.